Silence is our native tongue, anonymity is our middle name, our work is secret, we are the first, last, and only line of defense.

Agent X: Publicity

This smooth bastard is our public liason and is also responsible for spreading the word of UFO. Email.

Agent K: Design Director

Or Design Dictator. Email.

Agent S: TMCC Cast Leader

Commonly known as Dr. Shocker, Agent S is the leader of California's most fucked up Rocky Horror cast, TooMuchCoffeCast. Email.

Agent D: Dark Refrain Cast Leader, UFO Founder

You know Agent D as DEVO... I like to call him Captain Random. Email.

Agent T: WUT Cast Leader

Poit. Email.

Agents C and J: Design Department

Two colluding devils of design, UFO loyalists. Just don't ask about the abductions.
Email Agent C. Email Agent J.

TMS-3000: The Mothership Computer

Hello, computer.